“George and Julie become ‘Elves on the Shelf’ to earn Christmas cash”
“Halitzkas mangle history in quest for overdue Christmas newsletter”
“Halitzkas try to become normal.”
Trinity Ecumenical Parish is a Presbyterian, Lutheran, and Episcopalian church — all at the same time. What joins its people together is a shared mission.
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The members of Jeremy and Cindy’s Bible Study were exactly the kind of neighbors you’d want next door … until the Wednesday night when everything changed.
It keeps growing till it costs you everything.
Some people can’t tell the difference between eating chalupas and feeling the Spirit’s prompting.
It’s time to separate the Harry Potter of faith from the Harry Potter of history. (Hey, it worked for the Jesus Seminar.)
Sheriff Homer Jackson despairs of ever serving the subpoenas: “I’m not sure [God’s] gonna pay the judgments,” he admits.
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Thesis: All women are evil.