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2016 Newsletter
“George and Julie become ‘Elves on the Shelf’ to earn Christmas cash”
2015 Newsletter
“Halitzkas mangle history in quest for overdue Christmas newsletter”
2013 Newsletter
“Halitzkas try to become normal.”
Three Denominations, One Congregation
Trinity Ecumenical Parish is a Presbyterian, Lutheran, and Episcopalian church — all at the same time. What joins its people together is a shared mission.
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Christian Classified Ads
Welcome to the classified advertising section at Writing by George, where we put the “caveat” in caveat emptor!
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Bible Study
The members of Jeremy and Cindy’s Bible Study were exactly the kind of neighbors you’d want next door … until the Wednesday night when everything changed.
Build-Your-Own Jesus
It keeps growing till it costs you everything.
Holy Spirit Announces Fines for Misuse of His Name
Some people can’t tell the difference between eating chalupas and feeling the Spirit’s prompting.
The Harry Seminar
It’s time to separate the Harry Potter of faith from the Harry Potter of history. (Hey, it worked for the Jesus Seminar.)
Nebraskans File Lawsuits Against Lord of Universe
Sheriff Homer Jackson despairs of ever serving the subpoenas: “I’m not sure [God’s] gonna pay the judgments,” he admits.
Wash Your Sins Away!
Be the first in your parish to make your conscience smell lemony-fresh. Buy a low-cost plenary indulgence today!
A Fundamentalist Doctrine of Women
Thesis: All women are evil.